The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes



Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
 



If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
 



What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
 



Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.
 



I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
 



Try Milk of Amnesia – when you need to forget
 



He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
 



So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world
 



The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice

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