Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Try Milk of Amnesia – when you need to forget
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice